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11/18/2004 -

Powell says Iran seeking Nuclear Bomb

Secretary cites evidence of missle effort

By Robin Wright and Keith B. Richburg

SANTIAGO, Chile - The United States has intelligence that Iran is working to adapt missiles to deliver a nuclear weapon, further evidence that the Islamic republic is determined to acquire a nuclear bomb, Secretary of State Colin L. Powell said Wednesday.

Well, surprise surprise.

12/9/2003 -

U.N.: Afghan recovery at risk

Insurgency, crime, illegal drugs threaten to derail process

UNITED NATIONS, Dec. 8 — Afghanistan’s security has eroded to the point that global efforts to rescue it after two decades of war could fail unless nations expand their role there, a U.N. report said Monday.

All these people know how to do is eat dirt and throw rocks at each other, and their 'recovery' is at risk?!? No Shit.

6/2/2003 -

Barbra Streisand has filed a $10 million lawsuit against a multimillionaire who posted a high-resolution photograph of her Malibu estate on a Web site.

The fine line of celebrity stupidity

Barbra Streisand, the latest star
to make a very dumb move.

And why should this day be different than any other? No Shit.

2/18/2003 -

Actor Benjamin Curtis has been a mainstay of Dell's consumer-marketing campaigns since 2000.

Dell's 'dude'
gets arrested

Actor who plays 'Steven' in ads charged with pot possesion

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Did anyone really think this little Turd WASN'T HIGH??? No Shit.

1/27/2003 -

Report: Iraqi children at risk in war

International research team sees "grave humanitarian disaster"

ASSOCIATED PRESS

BAGHDAD, Iraq, Jan. 26 - Death, disease and starvation await Iraq's children should war break out, and casualties in the thousands or even in the hundreds of thousands cannot be ruled out, according to a report released Sunday by an independent team of European and American experts.

No Shit. They call it WAR for a reason dumbass. At this point, I think they're used to it. Bombs away.

1/23/2003 -

Food portions in U.S. on the rise

Trend a factor
in obesity, researchers say

The average size of the American meal has been growing steadily over the past two decades, a new study finds.

Jan. 21 - One reason why more Americans are obese is that the food portions served at restaurants and even at home keep getting bigger, researchers said Tuesday.

No Shit. Have you SEEN a McDonald's menu in the last year?

12/10/2002 -

Iraqi disclosure may not be full story
In the past, Baghdad's arms declarations were found lacking

An old game: The Iraqi delegation headed by Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz, left, and the U.N. delegation headed by U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, right, meet in Baghdad in Feb. 1998. Annan was in the Iraqi capital in a three-day trip in a last attempt to reach a peaceful solution to the standoff over weapons inspections between the U.N. and Iraq and avoid a US-led military intervention.

By Linda Fasulo and Sean Federico-O'Murchu
NBC NEWS

UNITED NATIONS, Dec. 6 - If past practices are any indication, Iraq will hand over large quantities of documents to the United Nations this weekend about its biological, chemical and nuclear weapons programs - but it may not provide a "currently accurate, full and complete disclosure" of those activities, as required by the latest U.N. resolution.

Saddam isn't telling the truth?!? No Shit.

12/02/2002 -

Missiles pose threat to airliners

Lawmakers: Attack in Kenya raises fears of anti-aircraft attack in U.S.

ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON, Dec. 1 - The terror attacks in Kenya brought a new dread into the war on terror with the threat of surface-to-air missiles against commercial aviation, leaders of the Senate Intelligence Committee said Sunday.

Surface to air missiles might pose a threat to airplanes?!? No Shit.

11/25/2002 -

This mosque in Chicago's Bridgeview neighborhood received police protection on Sept. 13, 2001, after several hundred people converged on it in anger over the Sept. 11 attacks.

Hate crimes against Muslims
surged after 9/11
FBI also reports doubling of ethnic/nationality hate crimes

ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON, Nov. 25 - Hate crimes surged last year against people of Islamic faith and those of Middle Eastern ethnicity in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, the FBI reported Monday. Incidents targeting Muslims, previously the least common involving religious bias, increased from just 28 in 2000 to 481 in 2001 - a jump of 1,600 percent.

Half of them were cheering in the streets, and they excpected no retaliation? No Shit, Abduhl.

11/22/2002 -

U.S. not ready for bioterror's trauma

Mental health experts warn of psychological impact

ASSOCIATED PRESS

Nov. 19 - The nation has done much too little to prepare for the terror in terrorism - the fear, panic and misinformation that could spread after a biological attack, mental health experts said Tuesday.

Well, No Shit!

11/22/2002 -

9/11 search missed many immigrants

Report finds INS agency couldn't find nearly half
of 4,100 registered aliens

Nov. 21 -- A disappointing report says the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service cannot reliably find recent arrivals, including people investigators want to question. NBC's Pete Williams reports.

ASSOCIATED PRESS

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 - The U.S. government could not find nearly half the 4,112 registered immigrants it wanted to interview following the Sept. 11 attacks, according to a government report issued Thursday. In most cases, the Immigration and Naturalization Service was found to be lacking a very simple piece of information - correct addresses.

No Freaking Shit! Swing a dead cat, hit a rag.

11/22/2002 -

Little support
for Gore in 2004

No clear Democratic presidential
front-runner, poll shows

ASSOCIATED PRESS

LOS ANGELES, Nov. 17 - Only about a third of Democratic Party insiders think former Vice President Al Gore should run for president again in 2004, according to a Los Angeles Times poll published Sunday.

Someone realized that Gore's likability rating was on par with O.J.'s? No Shit.

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Powell says Iran seeking Nuclear Bomb

Secretary cites evidence of missle effort By Robin Wright and Keith B. Richburg SANTIAGO, Chile - The United States has intelligence that Iran is working to adapt missiles to deliver a nuclear weapon, further evidence that the Islamic republic is determined to acquire a nuclear bomb, Secretary of State Colin L. Powell said Wednesday.

U.N.: Afghan recovery at risk

Insurgency, crime, illegal drugs threaten to derail process


UNITED NATIONS, Dec. 8 — Afghanistan’s security has eroded to the point that global efforts to rescue it after two decades of war could fail unless nations expand their role there, a U.N. report said Monday.

Report: Iraqi children at risk in war

International research team sees "grave humanitarian disaster"

ASSOCIATED PRESS


BAGHDAD, Iraq, Jan. 26 - Death, disease and starvation await Iraq's children should war break out, and casualties in the thousands or even in the hundreds of thousands cannot be ruled out, according to a report released Sunday by an independent team of European and American experts.

Food portions in U.S. on the rise

Trend a factor in obesity, researchers say
The average size of the American meal has been growing steadily over the past two decades, a new study finds.


Jan. 21 - One reason why more Americans are obese is that the food portions served at restaurants and even at home keep getting bigger, researchers said Tuesday.

Iraqi disclosure may not be full story
In the past, Baghdad's arms declarations were found lacking


An old game: The Iraqi delegation headed by Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz, left, and the U.N. delegation headed by U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, right, meet in Baghdad in Feb. 1998. Annan was in the Iraqi capital in a three-day trip in a last attempt to reach a peaceful solution to the standoff over weapons inspections between the U.N. and Iraq and avoid a US-led military intervention.

Missiles pose threat to airliners

Lawmakers: Attack in Kenya raises fears of anti-aircraft attack in U.S.

ASSOCIATED PRESS


WASHINGTON, Dec. 1 - The terror attacks in Kenya brought a new dread into the war on terror with the threat of surface-to-air missiles against commercial aviation, leaders of the Senate Intelligence Committee said Sunday.


		WASHINGTON, Nov. 25 - Hate crimes surged last year against people of Islamic faith and those of Middle Eastern ethnicity in the aftermath of the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, the FBI reported Monday. Incidents targeting Muslims, previously the least common involving religious bias, increased from just 28 in 2000 to 481 in 2001 - a jump of 1,600 percent.

U.S. not ready for bioterror's trauma

Mental health experts warn of psychological impact

ASSOCIATED PRESS


Nov. 19 - The nation has done much too little to prepare for the terror in terrorism - the fear, panic and misinformation that could spread after a biological attack, mental health experts said Tuesday.


LOS ANGELES, Nov. 17 - Only about a third of Democratic Party insiders think former Vice President Al Gore should run for president again in 2004, according to a Los Angeles Times poll published Sunday.