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These people are just not what I would consider "Value Added".

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Ooh, yet another whiny fucking liberal who thinks the world revolves around them! Look at me! I'm a big fat ass who wants everyone to think like I do! I'm gay! Oh wait, I'm not! No, I am again! Maybe I should just drink bleach! After as many people as this man has screwed over, how is he still alive? I think it's time. Don't you? This is what you look like as you're choking to death on bleach, asshole. Guess what, honey? You're not funny. You need to drink bleach and die! Who dresses like this?!? What a turd! The world would be a better place without this frigging nutjob. Look at me! Am I not beautiful? Am I not gorgeous? Am I not full of myself? Should I not drink bleach and die? Doesn't it seem like some people are TRYING to be asshoels? SWM - Seeking delicous female, object: lunch, and undergarment swapping. No words are necessary. Just look at it!! Hi, I need work. Life Lesson: If your wife turns up missing, DO NOT SELL HER CAR A WEEK LATER!!! I'm amazed that she didn't make the list sooner. Lord knows she deserves it. I'm tempted to say this woman has less talent than Geraldo, but that is quite a stretch. Either way, she needs some bleach. I can't believe some disgruntled Vietnam Veteran hasn't killed this stupid bitch already. SWM - Seeking place to live. Preferably a guest house, with hot married landlady. Not just her, the whole family needs to croak. When your biggest claim to fame happens to be your enormous ass, it's time to drink some bleach Why does every piece of shit actor who barely graduated High School think they should have a say in Foreign Affairs? For God's Sake, shut the fuck up!!! I don't have enough space to say all that needs to be said about this useless sack of pig shit. This broad's voice is like nails on a chalkboard. This ass-pirate hasn't had a job since M*A*S*H, yet we're supposed to listen to his political views? Eat bleach and die, B.J. Get on board, or get the Hell out, dickless. Okay, bitch... what IS the answer then??? Oh, that's right, you don't really have an opinion, you just want to sell records. Yes, I WAS the winner of the Biggest Douchebag In The Universe Award. Why not leave foreign policy to the big boys? Eh, dipshit? I think we can all agree on this one. Is anyone else as sick of this fat little bitch as I am? Next video? Drinkin' Bleach to the oldies. I work my ass off for a living, and this lazy whore marries a rich old man and collects $80Mil. I wonder how much bleach $80 million will buy? This freaking pedophile outlived his usefulness years ago. 'That's quite a skin condition you have there, Mr. Jackson. I'm going to prescribe some bleach.' Oprah, you're fat. Deal with it. Stop losing 200 pounds every other year and deal with the fact that you're always going to be a great big fatass. I might very well be the ugliest woman on the planet. Oh yeah, I'm a tattling, untrustable bitch too. And the winner of the Fucko Of The Year award goes to..... Seriosly, does Tom have ANY redeeming qualities at all? I didn't think so. Pass this boy some bleach. I'm petitioning to have the day Geraldo's nose was broken a National Holiday. Well I'm certainly not value-added where humanity is concerned. Where's my bleach? Why the Hell would you put your stomach-stapling surgery on a live webcast? Damn shame there weren't complications. Like a little bleach in the incisions. Why should I drink bleach and die? Just look at me. I'm sixty years old with an ass-tattoo. What was I thinking? You know, I wasn't going to put Morgan on the list...Until I saw the latest Old Navy commercial. Honey, no one wants to hear about your vagina. Unless, of course, you're pouring bleach into it. Hey dipshit, musical popularity has NOTHING to do with political popularity. No one cares, shitbag. You want a cause? Go back to Ireland and speak out against potato famine. Less is more....you obnoxious bitch. Am I the only one who would love to see an alligator grab this douchebag by the nutsack and twist? BWAHAHAHA! This was Fucko's, I mean Fabio's, finest moment. Royalty, my ass. Would a Queen do this? Go gargle some bleach, your Majesty. Hey, Dingy! Why don't you drink some of that stuff you've been using on your hair all these years. You know what, asshole? If you don't like it here, take your pussy-ass back to Canada. You suck the shit out of a dead man's ass, Peter. Liberal Turd. Hey, aren't you Tim Robbins's mom? God, you liberals piss me off. Three strikes and you're out, asswipe. Hell, at least your brother, Arnold, could find a job. This goofy bastard is going to end up living under a bridge somewhere. Unless, of course, he chooses the man's way out and drinks some bleach. AAHHGG! What the Hell is that?!? KILL IT!! KILL IT!!! Look at me! I'm STILL a big fatass! I'm a man, baby!! I swear I have a penis. Remember when I asked you to send the poor kids in Africa food? Well they need more. I ate it all. Oh, that's right, I'm a reverend. That means my dick stays IN my pants. Anyone seen my church? Does anyone really give a shit that I'm a big fat lesbian? Wait, I look dead already. Didn't I used to be popular? What? A muskrat's civil rights are being violated?!? I'll be right there! Wait, there will be a TV camera, right? Hey, c'mon guy! I'm your buddy! Look over there! With a name like Whoopi, it HAS to be shit. Stimey's right, no one seems to give a shit about my retarded left wing political views. Maybe I should just shut the hell up. Nice perm, fag. For the love of God, would someone please exterminate this piece of shit? Why would anyone take this bald douchebag's advice? Where do the talentless and their children go to die? Right here. Someone pass these two the bleach. Can you believe the size of this fat broad's head? Who's got the bleach? Let's hope Jerry drinks bleach before we have to sit through yet another Labor Day PityThon. Pass the gerbils...uh, I mean bleach. Boy did I grow up to be a little shithead. Is there any more to this bitch than the fact that she's a lesbian? And does anyone really care? I sucked then, I suck now. Again, nice perm.....fag. Bleach is too good for this bitch. Again, bleach is way too gentle for this broad. I suggest death by rabid baboon gangrape. Syphilis. Painful death by Syphilis. I don't think I need to say a thing here. If ever I wanted to move anyone to the 'died' list, it is this jackass. FRAUD! FRAUD! Can you see drinking bleach in your future? We'll need some extra bleach just for her nose. Mmmmmm, classy! This one almost isn't worth the effort. Ah so. Me so not funny. Me fat though! Me get kicked out of buffet. YOU GO NOW! YOU GO NOW! YOU DRINK BREACH AND DIE! Isn't it really just time for El Presidente' to croak? Didn't know what he was doing my ASS! BLEACH! NOW! You'd put a rabid dog down, wouldn't you? Me have no talent. Me just marry Beatle and break up greatest group ever. Now me just stupid-ass hippie who thinks it still sixties.

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